How about a holiday gift for her that keeps on giving? Not just a wrapped box that leads to one happy ending, but a present that produces endless happy endings. Mind you, we’re not talking about reusable batteries, a gym membership or NetFlix subscription. And for those minds in the gutter, we’re not talking about sex toys either! Just a simple vasectomy.
“In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.” Nietzsche
As a vasectomist, I hear lots of reasons why men want vasectomies. Most of them group around the central themes of “tired of condoms” and “worry free sex.” Both justifiable, as sex with vasectomy becomes more carefree and enjoyable for them. But that’s all about the guy isn’t it?
“Do what you love. Know your own bone; gnaw at it, bury it, unearth it, and gnaw it still.” Thoreau
During our most recent Brosectomy experience, another perspective on the value of vasectomy got airtime: doing it for her. After all, she bears the (much) larger burden of failed contraception, right? Imagine when neither partner worries about the consequences of having sex! The good ole’ days all over again.
“No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.” Dickens
So treat her to something really special this holiday season: sex without strings…or IUDs, or birth control pills, or diaphragms or cycle timing. Even better, no condoms or pulling out when you least want to. All good for all parties involved.
“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” Emerson
Better yet, do a Brosectomy, with all your friends, and lighten the worry before, during and after the snip. Make the procedure part of the experience. And go forth in love…and and with a lot less worry.